A lot of people tend to think of suicide as an easy process. While it is easy to kill yourself, deciding if you should do it in the first place is the hard part. While the most common reasons for killing yourself are to be popular and to get back at a girlfriend. There are several lesser reasons. For example if you watch an episode of Will and Grace and laugh, you should kill yourself. If your parents won't buy you a new video game, you should kill yourself. While there is no set rules for if/when you should kill yourself you should always keep it as an open option. Basically anytime you feel bad, your mind should read like this:

1. I should go lay down.
2. I should read a book.
3. I should kill myself.

Congratulations you've just made the biggest decision of your life! Now I know you're eager to jump right on and get it over with, but before you do, you have a few decisions to make. Don't worry they'll be the last ones you make.

The first thing you must decide is who you would like to find you. This will determine where you will kill yourself. You should then scout this location. For example if you decide you want your girlfriend to find you hung, you need to make sure the ceiling fan will support your weight. Theres nothing worse than trying to kill yourself and only knocking yourself out because of unsturdy light fixtures.

The second thing you need to decide is how you want to kill yourself. Would you like it to be painful, peaceful, right away, or a long time from now? Most people like to get it over with quickly but if you want to have a little bit of fun with your suicide, you could go out and sleep with a bunch of chicks who have aids. You will die a few years down the road, but you'll get all the desperate Aids women you want in the mean time. No method of suicide is 'wrong' but don't jump into it without thinking of your options.

The next thing you have to decide if you will leave a note or not. Nothing is worse than taking a bunch of pills only to realize you didn't leave a note.

And the final thing is to decide your death music. This is the music that will be on loop when your parents/girlfriend find you. Music can either make or break a suicide. You only get one shot so make sure the music matches the death.

Recommended Suicide music:

There is no definitive Suicide music, but these should get you on the right track, remember pop music is not suicidal.