Trebor Almasy, April 5th 2009 12:55 am

I'm a reverend So I recently became a reverend and it's nothing like what I imagined (above synopsis). For starters I can't just go around randomly marrying people, I have to get both of them to agree and then I have to get the paperwork to the courthouse after having both of them and 2 witnesses sign off on it. So there goes my plan to marry my B.F.F. to Natalie Portman.