Author's Comments:

Trebor Almasy, April 7th 2006 11:45 pm

Story Time!!!
Okay me, my friend, and a 'lady friend' went to go see Alexander in theaters a while back, me, being the social person I am, was talking to the concession stand people, when just in passing I asked them how much for a Popcorn tub, full of soda. They actually did it, just charging for the price of the bucket itself. The moral of this story? It pays to be social and nice to people.
I think the best part though was when my 'lady friend' wanted a drink and she bent down to drink from the straw(the tub was on my lap) and I made a load totally erotic sexual noise. I remember her spitting up the soda, fortunatly we were all alone in the theater so it was okay. Movie sucked though. Well I'm done talking for today. Take care all.

Reader's Comments:

bipolar_monkey, April 8th 2006 12:20 am

That is beautiful. and yes. it does pay to be nice... and have tubs of soda for "lady friends" to drink out of so you have a chance to make loud erotic sexual noises........

heh..dead baby..

Staniel, April 8th 2006 1:48 am

That is the first thing I've laughed out loud at all day.

This comic makes me want to hug you whilst violently throwing up.

Mandi24, April 8th 2006 8:41 pm

That's awesome! Poor kid! I wanna be a hero! That would be really odd if the guy who saved the baby just started to make loud erotic sexual noises...... Well, that was an unrelated story, so I had to join them together somehow...

pianoman0391, April 9th 2006 8:32 pm

Kill kyo- for that snyde comment.

Dead baby jokes rule.

What's the difference between 1 dead baby and 100 dead babies?

100 dead babies won't fit in my truck.

BAHAHAHBHAHAH! Gruesome.

Alexi, April 10th 2006 4:05 pm

One has to wonder what that baby was doing out i nthe street in the first place. Perhaps he was just a gnome who could take care of himself.
...and likes wearing diapers.

Beany, April 10th 2006 10:12 pm

What's worse than 3 dead babies stapled to a tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 3 trees!

How do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

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